This list, for all intents and purposes, is purely comedic and is not meant to be taken seriously. I do not aim to make light of the pandemic, but am merely trying to keep spirits high and provide humour. My prayers go out to the affected and their families.
A great spot to watch movies with the family or with your gaming console of choice. Make sure you don't stick too close to each other. Sanitize your remote controls after use!
C & B Circle Mall 2nd Floor, Liwasang Kalayaan, Street, Marikina, 1800 Metro Manila, Philippines
Forced isolation, but still feel like you're not getting enough privacy? This is the perfect place to get that next level solace to be truly alone. No one's going to bother you on the porcelain throne.
225 SW 10th St, Hermiston, OR 97838, USA
Getting bored? Explore this trippy room that might be filled with treasures from your past like your old card collection. See if your prom dress still fits. You might even find a whole nother family living down there. The mystery is what makes it exciting!
1531 Sta. Maria St, Tondo, Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines
A wonderful place where you can make exactly what you want. If you have the skills, perhaps nice rotisserie chicken with a side of lemon zest based sauce? If you're less skilled but absolutely famished, try opening a can of sardines. You want a peanutbutter and skittles sandwich? Go ahead! You're the artist and the plate is your canvas.
Ground Floor The Frabella 1, 109 Rada Street, Village, Legaspi, Legazpi Village, Makati, 1229 Metro Manila, Philippines